Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Long Sleeve T-Shirt maryland small triangles

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but Skank and Gutterboy turned it into a whole lifestyle brand

Civilization's entire wellness industry just got outperformed by two logs and a match

Distressed gray stencil-style text below reads "LET'S PARTY" in bold military block lettering

A funny design inspired by Jim Halpert's jello stapler prank on Dwight Schrute from the office

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Long Sleeve T-Shirt maryland small trianglesAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each