Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Distressed gray stencil-style text below

Distressed gray stencil-style text below reads "LET'S PARTY" in bold military block lettering

A black circle with a telephone icon and the word "phone" appears beside "ORchard 4-6789" at the top of a bright yellow rectangular background

so one finally decided to express what we're all thinking

cocktails on tap

Bold distressed white serif letter "I" appears at the top left beside a halftone black-and-white portrait of Snake Plissken with his signature eyepatch and long disheveled hair

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Distressed gray stencil-style text belowAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each