Go Ahead Call The Cops - Unisex T-Shirt fillmore Distressed golden-yellow text reads "SHOOTER

Distressed golden-yellow text reads "SHOOTER McGAVIN'S" across the top

Naming your team after the byproduct of the plant that gave Blinky his third eye is peak Springfield civic planning

A 1950s hand-drawn illustration in red

a neighborhood alley where league nights meant everything

Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow

Go Ahead Call The Cops - Unisex T-Shirt fillmore Distressed golden-yellow text reads "SHOOTERDaring someone to call the cops is the official uniform of a person who already did the math and decided the consequences are adorable. Five words doing more threat assessment than an entire HR department. The Details: Distressed white uppercase block text reads "GO AHEAD CALL THE COPS" stacked across three lines in a bold sans serif font with heavy weathered texture throughout each letter. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton.