Assistant Fireworks Director - I Duck You Duck - Classic Foam Trucker Hat sarasota drawing families from across suburban

drawing families from across suburban Chicago

holding a brick-sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear

A cartoon pirate mascot in a yellow uniform and tricorn hat marked with an "S" leans on a bat

the other bald with glasses

Red serif text in a vintage trattoria style reads "The lady will have the linguine and white clam sauce

Assistant Fireworks Director - I Duck You Duck - Classic Foam Trucker Hat sarasota drawing families from across suburbanAssistant Fireworks Directors spend most of their career perfecting the art of crouching behind a berm while someone else gets the credit. The job title exists entirely so one person can legally point at another when something catches fire early. The Details: Bold royal blue uppercase sans serif text reads "ASSISTANT" above "FIREWORKS" and "DIRECTOR" stacked in the same style. Three red five pointed stars are arranged in a horizontal row beneath the