Mele Kalikimaka - Unisex T-Shirt scifi Curved white uppercase text reads

Curved white uppercase text reads "SURVIVING PURELY OUT OF SPITE" arching over a 1950s EC Comics-style illustration of a green-skinned zombie woman with wide staring eyes

flanked by "EST

"Indoorsy" belongs on a national parks sign

Falkor's Yelp page is all five-star reviews and passengers ugly-crying into his fur at 10

Lucky Lanes stood on San Pablo Avenue at Dam Road

Mele Kalikimaka - Unisex T-Shirt scifi Curved white uppercase text readsPalm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection, quietly thriving where nobody asks about the snow. Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite. The Details: A palm tree with a tan trunk and green fronds is draped with strings of multicolored Christmas lights in red, blue, yellow, and green. Rounded white retro tropical lettering across the trunk reads