Brad Wesley 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Red and white text at

Red and white text at the bottom reads "AURORA" above white serif text reading "ILLINOIS

with arched light blue text reading "MOST DIFFICULT DIVE OF ALL-TIME" curving around it and a small white diver silhouette poised at the top board

Cream text reading "SINCE" and "MMVIII" flanks a pin-up style mermaid illustration at the top

" Green italic script reading "At Least The Drinks Are Stiff" sits to the left of a vintage-style illustration of a green-labeled bottle pouring amber liquid into a rocks glass with ice

" with "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT" curving beneath it in smaller block letters

Brad Wesley 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Red and white text atRunning on a platform of mid tier retail zoning and monster truck diplomacy is honestly the most electable thing about Wesley. JC Penney is coming here because of him, and you will acknowledge that or lose your car dealership. Inspired by Road House. The Details: Blue halftone portrait of Brad Wesley with a red star above. Bold white text reads "VOTE BRAD WESLEY" above white outlined "2028" in large block lettering. A red banner below carries white