Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt action White square mimics a periodic

White square mimics a periodic table element box

Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST

scratchy gradient text shifting from icy blue to white reads "EX-DEGENERATE" below the portrait

" positioned beside a cartoon lumberjack in a yellow shirt and knit cap holding a bat and log

Smaller white text reads "Baseball Club" alongside distressed gold lettering reading "EST

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt action White square mimics a periodicFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"