Clampett Oil Co. - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Distressed cream text arching overhead

Distressed cream text arching overhead reads "ONE EYED" in a large bold serif font

and a smiling face

which makes it the only profanity you can wear through airport security with a geography alibi

Because dry cleaning was just the start—George had places to be

Every single element is load-bearing innuendo dressed up as wholesome roadside assistance

Clampett Oil Co. - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL Distressed cream text arching overheadBlack gold. Texas tea. A billion dollar accident. This Clampett Oil Co. design is a fan art tribute to The Beverly Hillbillies, where one lucky shotgun blast turned Jed Clampett from a backwoods hunter into a Beverly Hills millionaire. Whether youre striking it rich, living the high life, or just wondering what a cee ment pond really is, this ones perfect for fans of classic 60s television, vintage sitcom nostalgia, and the dream of instant wealth