Department of Recreation - Unisex Sweatshirt surfing with a circular red stamp

with a circular red stamp reading "1946" and "CLASS D NORTH ATLANTIC LEAGUE" arched around it

Large cream block text at the bottom reads "CHRISTMAS

Curved red and yellow text reads "ROLL-ARENA" across the top of an Ohio-shaped shield outlined in red

all in weathered white ink with a heavy grunge texture overlay

Pointing at someone across a crowded kumite after just hospitalizing their friend is the kind of customer service that keeps the underground death tournament industry thriving

Department of Recreation - Unisex Sweatshirt surfing with a circular red stampSlapping a government seal on a lawn chair that pinches your thigh meat is the most honest thing a municipal department has ever done. Recreation's entire budget is one folding chair, a cooler, and quiet dignity. The Details: Arched bold black condensed text reads "DEPT. OF" above a cartoon illustration of a folding aluminum lawn chair with orange woven webbing straps, casting a gray shadow beneath it. Two small orange dots flank the chair as