Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt edinburg and a bottle

and a bottle

Inspired by Highlander

rendered in cyan

Arched distressed white text reads "4 OUT OF 5 DENTISTS" above three small stars flanked by decorative dots and lines

Daddy Green's pies are probably fine

Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt edinburg and a bottleCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.