The Cornholio Kid - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt amusement park Running toward a Bolivian army

Running toward a Bolivian army with revolvers and zero exit strategy is peak optimism

Smaller pale blue text at the bottom reads "YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE" in a spaced sans-serif font

Bold navy arched text reads "HIGH ON LIFE" above a distressed circular badge depicting layered pine tree silhouettes

ringed by the motto "DIDN'T DO IT

" Smaller red text at the bottom reads "WILSHIRE and HOBART BLVDS

The Cornholio Kid - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt amusement park Running toward a Bolivian armyCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie