Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Unisex T-Shirt new york which is a level of

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White text below reads "QUESTIONS" in the same rounded style

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Rock Paper Scissors Champion - Unisex T-Shirt new york which is a level ofRock paper scissors peaked as a competitive sport in 1987, and nobody had the decency to retire the jersey. Carrying that title for nearly four decades in a game with zero athletic requirement is genuinely impressive. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS" above a circular laurel wreath emblem containing hand silhouettes depicting rock, paper, and scissors. Bold serif numerals "1987" appear below in matching