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Putting the elephant on your chest just skips the wrapping paper

and blue fireworks

Kellerman's official brochure conveniently leaves out the part where the entertainment staff's choreography was strictly off-menu

Planting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion

making it the most successful legal system in human history

Don't Be a Filthy Oar - Women's T-Shirt tampa Putting the elephant on yourCalling someone a filthy oar is the most polite insult ever hidden behind one consonant. That smug pipe smoking sailor knows exactly what he said, and he's betting your grandmother doesn't. The Details: Arched navy blue block text reads "DON'T BE A FILTHY OAR" in two lines. Below, a mid century clip art sailor grins with a smoking pipe clenched in his teeth, wearing a captain's hat with an anchor emblem, rendered in navy blue ink. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe