The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Sweatshirt fighters " Two crossed white revolvers

" Two crossed white revolvers appear above curved orange text reading "SAN FRANCISCO

Santa skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th

Large script below reads "Shoemakers" with decorative underline flourishes

Campfire smoke is the personality trait people adopt after one overnight trip and a forty minute YouTube tutorial on how to light kindling

Inspired by Friday and Rad

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Sweatshirt fighters " Two crossed white revolversCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie