Shit's Creek Survivor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy towns across the Great Plains

towns across the Great Plains poured pride into local ball teams that gave communities something to rally around

Outlined hollow block letters in the Star Wars typeface read "DARTH VADER" below

the cockfight champion

Distressed white text reads "COLUMBUS" above golden-yellow script reading "RiverSnipes" with a curved swoosh tail

That stick figure has the energy of a guy who said "watch this" exactly once

Shit's Creek Survivor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy towns across the Great PlainsPaddling through Shit's Creek and slapping a vintage camp logo on it is the most honest souvenir anyone over thirty can own. Every barbecue has at least six survivors, and none of them packed sunscreen. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "SHIT'S CREEK" above a distressed vintage illustration of a figure in a hat paddling a canoe, with small wavy lines depicting water beneath and around the hull. Below the illustration, golden yellow