Vernon's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Smaller spaced uppercase text below

Smaller spaced uppercase text below reads "A CLARENCE BEEKS COMPANY

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Piñatas are the only socially acceptable way to teach children that beating something until it breaks open is rewarding

Pink rounded text reads "DRUNKIN'" to the right

a neighborhood alley that anchored the block for decades starting in the mid-twentieth century

Vernon's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Smaller spaced uppercase text belowVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.