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Youth pastors in 1998 genuinely believed a half-pipe and some Christian rock would save more souls than two thousand years of theology

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That plate transforms a felony into a spectator sport

Planting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion

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Terminator Jesus - I'll Be Back - Women's T-Shirt Size:3XL Youth pastors in 1998 genuinelyPromising to return after three days with that level of confidence is either divine prophecy or a Cyberdyne product guarantee. Either way, nobody's arguing with the red eye. The Details: Split face cartoon portrait shows Jesus on the left with brown hair, beard, blue eye, and robed shoulders, while the right half reveals a metallic endoskeleton with a glowing red eye. A red radiant starburst surrounds the head like a halo. Bold red futuristic text