Vernon's Gym - Unisex Tank Top science Lowercase white retro rounded serif

Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s-inspired style

" Golden-yellow text reads "Las Vegas

but Port Lanes was where Milwaukee's north side built its weekly rituals

Distressed white block text flanking the bowl reads "IN" on the left and "MY" on the right

" Cream text reads "10/26/85 • 1:20AM" above two small orange flame trails at the base

Vernon's Gym - Unisex Tank Top science Lowercase white retro rounded serifVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.