Perkis Power - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt rogers Janitors solving Fields Medal problems

Janitors solving Fields Medal problems is exactly the kind of career pivot that makes Harvard tenure look like a participation trophy

The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability

Booger eating half the inventory while Poindexter calculates optimal crust crimping angles to six decimal places is exactly the small business energy Tri-Lambda was destined for

a vintage hand-drawn illustration in cream

Smaller white text in parentheses below reads "(64 IF YOU RELAX)" in the same retro serif style

Perkis Power - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt rogers Janitors solving Fields Medal problemsLunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle, and the man responsible genuinely believes his cardio regime will unite the globe. Camp Hope never stood a chance against a pink unitard and a messiah complex. Inspired by Heavyweights. The Details: Pink block text with white outlines reading "PERKIS" arches above a cartoon illustration of Tony Perkis in a magenta unitard, arms outstretched holding dumbbells in a Vitruvian Man pose, centered over a blue