An Apple a Day - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Bay City's Beavers took the

Bay City's Beavers took the diamond in 1913

Distressed white uppercase block text reads "MY OTHER T-SHIRT IS HILARIOUS" in a bold sans-serif font with a heavy weathered texture across the lettering

rendered in cyan

and his grand reward is dodging cop robots while his mom roasts him about being single

followed by blue block lettering reading "Broadway Restaurant

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