Too Old For This Sheet - Long Sleeve T-Shirt kirksville A vintage cartoon illustration of

A vintage cartoon illustration of a groundhog wearing a top hat and roller skates is centered within the badge

Arched distressed purple serif text reads "Mount Vernon" above large purple script lettering reading "Kings

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" Cream serif text at the bottom reads "6676 Telegraph Rd

Too Old For This Sheet - Long Sleeve T-Shirt kirksville A vintage cartoon illustration ofGhosts haunting houses at 2 AM clearly never discovered the wingback recliner and basic cable. Once you're holding a coffee mug and a remote by 8: 45 PM, terrorizing the living feels like unpaid overtime. The Details: Bold white retro rounded text reads "TOO OLD FOR THIS" above a larger "SHEET." Below, a cartoon ghost slumps in an orange wingback armchair holding a coffee mug in one hand and a TV remote in the other, black dot eyes and an open mouth