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This Is No Time To Be Sober - Long Sleeve T-Shirt riverside with a brown body andGolf invented the only acceptable way for grown men to drive a tiny car through a park, drink beer at 10 AM, and call it a hobby. The sport's greatest innovation was putting a cooler where the athletic effort should be. The Details: Distressed black lowercase text reads "this is no time to be sober" in a bold, rounded retro typeface. A retro cartoon illustration below depicts a grinning man in a green cap, white polo, and khaki pants sitting in an