Where My Hose At? - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Peaking at adequate takes real

Peaking at adequate takes real commitment when you consider how many brothers are actively trying

flanked by small yellow checkerboard emblems

which says more about the original than the parody

Signing onto a Weyland-Yutani vessel means your bonus shares come with fine print about acceptable crew losses

White block text at the bottom reads "FIT'NESS PIZZA IN MY MOUTH

Where My Hose At? - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Peaking at adequate takes realFirefighters spent decades being America's most wholesome profession just for a homophone to undo all of it. Asking where the hose is at hits different when you're pointing like a 1950s propaganda poster at last call. The Details: White lowercase bold sans serif text on the left reads "where my hose at?" beside a white stencil art portrait of a firefighter in a traditional helmet marked "1," pointing forward. Both elements are rendered in a vintage