Coffee is For Closers - Unisex Hoodie funnyhot with decorative white script reading

with decorative white script reading "The Cavalier Arena" and "RICHMOND

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White block text below reads "I RUN

Coffee is For Closers - Unisex Hoodie funnyhot with decorative white script readingBlake's brass balls and a Cadillac Eldorado couldn't motivate a room full of men half as much as withholding their basic caffeine rights. Petty corporate tyranny never looked so cozy on a vintage diner cup. Inspired by Glengarry Glen Ross. The Details: Red hand lettered script reads "Coffee" above a black vintage illustration of a steaming coffee cup and saucer rendered with halftone dot shading and curling steam wisps. Bold red hand drawn capitals