I've Never Been Held Hostage But I Have Been In A Group Text Ceramic Mug 15 oz Color:White or catching up on Zoom

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I've Never Been Held Hostage But I Have Been In A Group Text Ceramic Mug 15 oz Color:White or catching up on ZoomI've never been held hostage, but I have been in a group text. The experience is comparable in several meaningful ways: the exit is unclear, the demands escalate, and nobody is in charge. This group text mug files the hostage negotiation parallel with the evidence to support it. The comparison holds legally and emotionally. Who this is for: The woman currently in at least three group texts she cannot escape The gag gift for the friend who has tried to