Americans Not American'ts - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL F-bombs dropped from altitude have

F-bombs dropped from altitude have better accuracy than the ones dropped at Thanksgiving dinner

Dark serif and sans-serif type below reads "821 E

Golden-tan wooden deck with wood grain texture and four silver steel-wheel trucks forms the central graphic

but for what they meant to the people who showed up

Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a single tear of approval

Americans Not American'ts - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL F-bombs dropped from altitude haveSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split