Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam - Unisex T-Shirt roller Paramedics will need a moment

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Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam - Unisex T-Shirt roller Paramedics will need a momentBeavers engineered entire ecosystems out of sticks and mud, and their reward is becoming the worst pickup line at every dive bar in America. Dropping a letter from "damn" is apparently all the plausible deniability you need to wear a dirty joke to brunch. The Details: Dark brown groovy lowercase text reads "are you a beaver?" above a detailed hand drawn engraving style illustration of a beaver perched on a pile of logs and branches. Dark brown rounded