Master Baster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather and sonar that would embarrass

and sonar that would embarrass a submarine

" above dark blue text reading "PACIFIC NATIONAL LEAGUE

A red and gold curved scroll banner beneath the pyramid displays "NOVUS ORDO SECLORUM" in dark lettering

Carrier pigeons on a Jersey rooftop are basically the most honorable communication network ever devised by a man who reads samurai philosophy between contract kills

centered around a bright yellow explosion burst with red spark lines radiating outward and small white stars scattered around it

Master Baster - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather and sonar that would embarrassBasting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit