Upschitz Creek - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Parking the Pork Chop Express

Parking the Pork Chop Express out front should have been the first red flag

A lower ribbon reads "HOT APPLE PIE

JOSÉ" with a green star embedded in the letter "I

Nature's most heavily armed rodent is just out here saying what everyone else is thinking

" A distressed cartoon bear mascot in a cap and uniform swings a bat mid-stride

Upschitz Creek - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Parking the Pork Chop Expresspschitz Creek has been renting canoes without paddles since 1943, which is less a business model and more a confession. Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves. The Details: Weathered golden yellow block text reads "PSCHITZ" above "CREEK" with "ESTD" and "1943" flanking the sides. A winding light blue creek flows through olive green pine trees in a vintage hand drawn illustration style, with a wood grain canoe in