Jesus Saves - Lefty - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green Beating Roy Stalin on one

Beating Roy Stalin on one ski is the kind of flex that only happens after dodging a relentless paperboy and surviving your mom's boiled bacon

Arched distressed white text reads "SPRINGFIELD" above large distressed white serif text reading "SENATORS

Fezzik's rhyming game is the verbal equivalent of a gentle giant sitting on you until you surrender

Stylized old English text reads "the Arches" with spaced uppercase text below reading "RESTAURANT" followed by "3334 WEST COAST HIGHWAY" and "NEWPORT BEACH

Somewhere a middle sister just read that and felt genuinely seen for the first time since 1997

Jesus Saves - Lefty - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green Beating Roy Stalin on oneClosing for Team Heaven with a 2,000 year ERA of zero makes every other reliever look like a liability. Rising from the dead just to make the ninth inning suggests arguing about his pitch count is theologically unwise. The Details: Arched white bold text reads "JESUS SAVES" across the top. Below, a vintage hand drawn white illustration depicts Jesus in a pitching stance, wearing a baseball uniform with cursive "Heaven" and "01" on the chest, a crown