In Philadelphia It's Worth 50 Bucks - Unisex Hoodie lit Illinois" in small serif text

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Formatting a middle school joke like a Hemingway quote is the kind of misplaced confidence that deserves its own TED talk

Alton held its own among the regional teams

Drebin proves confidence and a vaguely Italian name outrank actual talent every single time

Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch

In Philadelphia It's Worth 50 Bucks - Unisex Hoodie lit Illinois" in small serif textRandolph Duke can appraise a Patek Philippe and an entire city's dignity in the same breath. Fifty bucks for a timepiece worth more than most mortgages is just Tuesday for a man who bets lives on a dollar. Inspired by Trading Places. The Details: Detailed illustration of a luxury chronograph wristwatch in golden champagne and blue ink depicts a white dial with multiple subdials, a moon phase complication, and a black crocodile pattern leather strap.