Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Hoodie utah Before the Padres

Before the Padres

Distressed white circular seal with a scalloped gear-tooth outer edge displays arched serif text reading "SHAWSHANK STATE PRISON" across the top and "MAINE

Scattered red and blue stars surround the character

Inspired by Seinfeld

and blue brushstroke sky

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Hoodie utah Before the PadresSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved