Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Tank Top Color:Asphalt representing a small western Pennsylvania

representing a small western Pennsylvania mill town on the Class C circuit

Labeling a baseball swing "TOUCHDOWN" with the confidence of official merchandise is the purest form of psychological warfare against anyone who's ever owned a foam finger

Opening an apothecary in 1693 is either visionary small business planning or a spectacular misread of the local regulatory climate

Bold white brush-style lettering reads "USE DOUGH" above a distressed white cartoon of a pizzaiolo in a chef's hat beside a large pizza on a paddle

which makes sense because the closest its wearer has gotten to nature is opening a window

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex Tank Top Color:Asphalt representing a small western PennsylvaniaReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with