Fukitol - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Wavy black serif text below

Wavy black serif text below reads "IT RUNS IN YOUR JEANS

but nobody's baking you a casserole either

a vintage-style illustration of a tri-color rocket popsicle in red

flanked by geometric magenta lines and yellow accents

" and "NO DICE" arcing around the portrait

Fukitol - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Wavy black serif text belowFukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage. The Details: White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender purple and golden yellow halves, with bold white sans serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg"