American Dibs On The Moon - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Wearing it is a secret

Wearing it is a secret handshake between people who chose popcorn over the military industrial complex

" followed by white sans-serif text reading "A SEIERSEN HOTEL

High-contrast grayscale portrait depicts Tommy DeVito in a suit with arms crossed

Loyalty like that deserves a permanent spot on the couch and full control of the remote

Cursive white script reads "Skate" and "at

American Dibs On The Moon - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Wearing it is a secretPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."