Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fight Golden script reading "Coffee" sits

Golden script reading "Coffee" sits beneath

Packaging that karmic humiliation as a consumer product is the pettiest victory lap in Hill Valley history

Seeing that end credit hit means the last two hours involved at least three Mexican standoffs and an impeccable jukebox

Distressed white stick figure in a leaning posture is positioned to the left of large distressed white block letters "IT

Choosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fight Golden script reading "Coffee" sitsMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block