Easily Distracted by Hos - Women's T-Shirt bod Distressed white block text flanking

Distressed white block text flanking the bowl reads "IN" on the left and "MY" on the right

skipping cheerfully while waving a magic wand

flanked by "Since" and "1989

" "Far West League

and a red and white baseball cap

Easily Distracted by Hos - Women's T-Shirt bod Distressed white block text flankingSanta's whole "making a list, checking it twice" routine sounds a lot less wholesome when you realize he's ranking by attractiveness. The naughty list was never about behavior. The Details: White groovy bubble text arcs reading "EASILY DISTRACTED" with larger bold white text below reading "BY HOS." Below the text, a vintage hand drawn illustration of Santa Claus shows a smirking expression, rosy red cheeks, a large red nose, full white beard, and red