I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL A cartoon illustration of Jesus

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I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL A cartoon illustration of JesusPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU