Fart Ninja - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_70s White bold sans-serif text reads

White bold sans-serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength

with large numeral "2" marks in each corner

Charles De Mar dispensing ski wisdom with the confidence of a man who just snorted the mountain itself

through decades of league play and weekend nights out

a purple open-collar scarf

Fart Ninja - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_70s White bold sans-serif text readsNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters