I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black Calling Gordie

Calling Gordie

Circular badge split into a red upper half and blue lower half

it was where families turned weeknight dinners into something worth remembering

A detailed woodcut-style illustration in dark green ink depicts a dense stand of tall conifers with a large felled log lying across the foreground

each cropped to the head and neck

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black Calling GordieSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white