My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M a 32-lane house that never

a 32-lane house that never closed its doors

topped by a golden crown

Before the silver crash changed everything

white serif text reads "I HEAR BANJOS

" and "CLASS B MINORS

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M a 32-lane house that neverSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and