Schooner Tuna - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Being the world's okayest neighbor

Being the world's okayest neighbor means your lawn is alive but not thriving

A purple plum with baseball stitching

Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads "RIVER PIRATES" flanked by stars in matching ink

" all rendered with a distressed texture

with burnt sienna cursive reading "California State League" and two small stars flanking the bottom

Schooner Tuna - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Being the world's okayest neighborSchooner Tuna expects you to emotionally bond with a dead fish in a can, and honestly the mascot's commitment is more convincing than Jack's commitment to not waxing the floor. Corporate pride never recovered. Inspired by Mr. Mom. The Details: Distressed white bold text reads "SCHOONER TUNA" across the top. Below, a cartoon tuna mascot stands upright, grinning with wide eyes and holding a flag bearing a heart symbol. Stacked white text to the right