American Balled Eagle - Unisex Sweatshirt fargo bolder lettering below reads "JOHN

bolder lettering below reads "JOHN CARPENTER

with a tall carved tiki totem standing to the left

Bold red text reads "COCKTAILS" below the illustration

flanked by evergreen trees

Bold white text reads "MOVIE QUOTES" in stacked lines

American Balled Eagle - Unisex Sweatshirt fargo bolder lettering below reads "JOHNSwapping one letter turned America's most majestic bird into a fertility symbol, and the eagle still looks like it belongs on a government seal. One consonant separates patriotism from a dick joke whispered at the cookout. The Details: A digital illustration of a bald eagle in a landing pose with wings spread wide, bearing white stars across blue inked wing feathers, a white head, yellow beak, and yellow talons. Red script text below reads "American