The Gym Reaper - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black at any distance

at any distance

Bold white uppercase serif text below reads "URBAN ACHIEVER

which is basically the plot of every Thanksgiving

Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell

but the Boll Weevils endure as a relic of when baseball and farming were inseparable

The Gym Reaper - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black at any distanceDeath curling dumbbells in a hooded robe has better gym etiquette than anyone who doesn't wipe down the bench. Eternal damnation is still less painful than leg day. The Details: A vintage horror style illustration depicts a grinning skeleton in a flowing orange and red hooded robe, both bony arms raised overhead pressing two dumbbells, exposed ribcage visible beneath the open cloak. Distressed cream block text below reads "THE GYM REAPER." Fit &