Dr. Jones Professor of Archaeology - Women's T-Shirt Size:L " and "BURRITOS

" and "BURRITOS

Parking the Pork Chop Express out front should have been the first red flag

and a vertical sign reading "BOWL

with dark green text reading "904 NORTH BROADWAY - LOS ANGELES" at the bottom

A vintage hand-drawn portrait of Doc Holliday with a mustache sits between "SINCE" and "1881" above large script text reading "WHISKEY

Dr. Jones Professor of Archaeology - Women's T-Shirt Size:L " and "BURRITOSListing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities" on a business card is a classy way to say "grave robber with tenure." Marcus Brody vouching for your credentials doesn't make the resume less criminal. Inspired by Indiana Jones. The Details: Arched golden cream serif text reads "Expert Of The Occult" above "Obtainer Of Rare Antiquities." A distressed earth tone illustrated portrait of Dr. Jones in his brown fedora sits over Egyptian hieroglyphics in muted gold