It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close to Thanksgiving - Women's T-Shirt restaurant Fukitol exists because Big Pharma

Fukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal

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