Go Ask Your Mom - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Two crossed baseball bats sit

Two crossed baseball bats sit centered beneath the border

Cutting pizza with scissors is the first sign you're dealing with a cop who considers due process a mild suggestion

White block text reading "NEGATIVE" arches across the top within a ring of blue stars

Bushwood's caddies invented psychological warfare disguised as affection

with "bowl" below in bold blue lowercase serif

Go Ask Your Mom - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Two crossed baseball bats sitDads saying "go ask your mom" have successfully avoided making a single decision since 2003. Delegation is a leadership skill, and the couch is basically the corner office. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GO ASK YOUR MOM" in a stacked, collegiate style layout with a weathered, worn texture across the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable. Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra soft Airlume