Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Blue and red horizontal chyron

Blue and red horizontal chyron bars sit above white serif text reading "With Phil Connors on Weather

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Bold text reading "HABERDASHERY" sits above "JUST OUTSIDE OF RED ROCK

Somehow "whistling bungholes" and "crap flappers" didn't raise any red flags at the licensing office

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Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Blue and red horizontal chyronGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A