A Prayer for Grant Funding Cocktail Candle Dinosaur Revolution inscribed with a PFD distillation

inscribed with a PFD distillation column in silver foil

With a deep blue background featuring white diagrams of the night sky in both hemispheres

look for ones formulated to work on dark media

or model out your next lab setup

Don't let your research give you any schist

A Prayer for Grant Funding Cocktail Candle Dinosaur Revolution inscribed with a PFD distillationYouve filled out stacks and stacks of paperwork, youve submitted more proposals than you can count. Youve stayed up into the wee hours of the morning to just revise your submission one last time before the deadline. And you havent heard anything back. Research takes money. All scientists know that waiting for funding is the pits. In the meantime, go ahead and light this Prayer for Grant Funding Cocktail Candle and add some good juju to your proposal.