You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt hagerstown Everyone who hot-glued something for

Everyone who hot-glued something for three weeks will hate you

A mid-century modern illustration depicts an A-frame bowling alley building in red and blue with yellow awnings and a red line-work parking lot

and a scowl

White block text flanking the portrait reads "ESTD" and "1993

Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves

You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt hagerstown Everyone who hot-glued something forChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"